i jhust puked up my retainher.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
What a dumb baby whore.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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