Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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