I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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