Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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