What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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