it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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