I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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