I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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