So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Non-Jews are for practice
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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