i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize
