Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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