Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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