I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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