STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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