Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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