another moral hangover. fuck.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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