i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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