Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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