I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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