You surviving the open bar?
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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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