11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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