Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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