Non-Jews are for practice
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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