...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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