How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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