Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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