Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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