HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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