what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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