I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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