They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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