the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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