I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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