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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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