Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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