Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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