My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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