My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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