Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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