Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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