Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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