Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
