Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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