drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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