if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My dick has a subreddit
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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