I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
tell me about the fingering
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