Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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