Plan B is the new Plan A
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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