She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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