it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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