this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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