The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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