It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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