I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize