He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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